Been a-lookin' for a good girl but it's taking time A-been a-lookin' for a good girl A-one to please my mind, as well as my time I've been singing in
Strolling down the highway I'm gonna get there my way Dusk till dawn I'm walkin' Can hear my guitar rocking? While I stroll on down On down the highway
Come back baby Please do not go How much I love you You never know Come back baby Talk it over one more time Love you woman You know that I do Love
one today, Bert! (Bert doesn't answer) Bert? Oh, he's writing a letter. I won't bother him. (Louder) I won't bother you, Bert! (Bert looks up, sighs,
to it. Note: the TV, record player, etc., are continuous throughout the arguement.] Ernie: Bert?! BERT! Hey, I can't hear the television! [No response] Bert
Ernie: Bert? Bert, it's dark. Bert (rolls over): Ernie, did you wake me up just to tell me it's dark? Ernie: Yeah, Bert, it's really dark. Bert:
the light off now though." Ernie: "OK, Bert." Bert: (yawns) "OK, Ernie ... G'night now sleep tight.." Ernie: "G'night Bert ... sweet dreams." Bert
the driver's seat and says "goodbye" That's the story of Bert's blanket That's the story of Bert's blanket That's the story of Bert's blanket Bert:
Ernie: (coming in from the left) Hey Bert! Bert, the place looks great! You've been cleaning house, haven't you? Bert: Yeah, I have. It - it looks okay
Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Bert. One day Bert traded the family bicycle for a bag of magic beans. But Bert's buddy, Ernie, looked in
Look at them And look at us One is Francine One is Gus Lots of people Think they're boring But we don't Not us He is gray And so is she You like pigeons
shoes (laugh) He'd worship argyle socks, collect them by the box He'd help me chase these blues My style would please him, more than a smidgeon He'd say, "It's really nifty Bert
nap...am I tired *yawn* (Bert gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore) E: Bert! Oh Bert! Ol' buddy Bert? Hey Bert..Where are ya Bert? (sees Bert
--" Bert: "ERNIE!!" Ernie: "Did I forget something else, Bert?" Bert: "Ernie, you forgot to put the LAUNDRY in the laundry basket!" Ernie: "Oh no!" Bert
Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice. Ernie's serving is noticably larger than Bert's. Ernie: "Okay, Bert, here's your glass of ice-
with you." (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert) Bert: "Ernie!" Ernie: "Just a minute, Bert, just a minute." Bert: "Ernie, that's my cookie!" Ernie: "Oh but Bert
doing? Ernie: Friend watching, Bert. Bert: What? Ernie: (takes binoculars away from face) You're my best friend, I'm watching you, Bert. (puts binoculars back) Bert
Bert: "Ahhhh....ahhhh...." Ernie: "Hey Bert, what's wrong?" Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze." Ernie: "Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have
