Text: Alcoholocaust. Drunk By Noon. Self-Medicating.

I get drunk - everyday - and it's all just for fun - i take a sip and then i - take a chug and then i - slam that whole damn thing down - then i bump up a little bit - tune into my senses -and i'm acting like a clown - then the smoke starts a'risin' - and i go to a smile and - floatin' six feet above the ground -- i'm self-medicating - and it's all for fun - makin' my mama proud - i make good decisions to shine like a star - at the bottom of a whiskey jar - i'm waiting for jesus, and pure peace of mind - until then i'll do all i can find - i'm self-medicated, pure jubilated - i'm just too high to have a clue -- grand master plan's in motion - and i got the notion - 'cuz 4:20's gettin near - so i grab me a cold one - pop the top wide open - here's to you, my best friend beer! - when i go it's full throttle - love jack daniel's in a bottle - i've got two missions left to do - beer by blood won't fix it - what i need is narcotics - i've got some skills to abuse -- chorus -- i'm just a victim of circumstance - if it's there, i'll soon be gone - i like myself better when i'm high - is that so wrong? - don't sit and judge me 'cuz you don't know me at all - you can go and fuck yourself - you can go to hell - well, i've got some anger issues - i've got to deal with, so i'm...

(Thanks to The B for these lyrics)