Text: Alice Cooper. Zipper Catches Skin. I Like Girls.

I bought a Porsche
And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school
Quit this place

My mother cried, my father was fried
Hey, I've got no time, man
I wanna say goodbye to my babes
I like girls

I dumped on Sheila on Thursday
I'll drop Melissa today
I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
Ask if she'll call on Shauna

Amanda and Sandra and Kay
I like girls, I love 'em to death
Hey, Valentino, you goin' somewhere?
You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?

What's that, a blond hair?
He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
I see myself a suave, sophisticated lover
I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame

You see, my ultimate goal
Will be my life bein' told
In a penthouse letter that I can frame
And keep at home, I like girls

I love 'em, oh, yeah, new luggage?
Did you say you were going somewhere?
Oh, just out for some fresh air
Does she have a nice pair?

He was swallowed alive by the freeway
Turned into an ant on parade
He bravely drove off that beast
Aimed his car back to the east

Why be a snack?
At home a feast for the girls
I like girls, I really like 'em
Well, well, well, look who's back, run out of gas?

Patty, I was just gonna call you
Look, I left Donna and Shauna
And Katy and Carrie
Melissa and Dena

I just didn't have any use for 'em
I just want you
Really, no, really, honest
Oink off