Text: Apathy. It's The Bootleg Muthafuckas!: Vol.1. Earth Girls Are Easy.

Ladies and gentlemen this is dedicated to all you freaks
who like to fuck you could call it mood music for an intimate night
or simply the soundtrack to a one night stand

[Verse 1: Apathy]
I just wanna bang and if you cant hang
Lose my number forget my name
Cuz I just wanna bang and if you cant hang
Lose my number forget my name...word!

Yo I love thick chicks,thick chicks I like to stick
Every girl that I fucked knows I got a big dick
And I can tickle a clit and I can cripple a bitch
Wanna undo the bra lick the nipples and tits
My style is from behind need Kibbles n' bits
Run my tongue along the mouth just to tickle the lips
Make you shutter with delight when I'm rubbing you right
Got a evil grin cuz I know we fuckin tonight
Sayin something like I know that you lovin it right
Grab your butt and bite soft where I'm bustin the white
We'll be sippin wine laughin while we passin the time
Next thing you know your on your stomach and I'm lickin your spine
Got you on the bed hotter then a super nova sun
Wet because your sprung off the Alien Tongue
Make you cum when I lick you sweet like popsicles
Cum shots'll tickle your thighs when drops trickle
Lingerie's cute...but just an obstacle
Miss let me kiss you where bikini's barely miss you
And when your body is bare layin there
I'mma stare in your eyes while I'm playin with your hair
Yeah...curly and brown hella sexy
Sit you on top ride backwards and wreck me
Get you on lock no wack herbs can test me
Tickle your spot on the man so you can sweat me

[Chorus]
Let's get it on
We can't go wrong
If I bring you home and fuck you all night long
Now I love pussy and you love dick
So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick

Let's get it on
We can't go wrong
If I bring you home and fuck you all night long
Now I love pussy and you love dick
So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick

[Verse 2: Apathy]
I WONDER IF I TAKE YOU HOOOME....would you scream or moan
Swallow or spit...jump all over my shit or be afraid of the dick
I dont wanna be quick but I'm impatient to lick
Every orifice miss that you give me to stick
Slip between hips pose for some sexual flicks
So relax let me help you slide outta them clothes
Pull your shoes off slow and lick your pretty little toes
And not to be foul and I dont mean to be rude
But...um spread your legs and pretend that your food
Yeah...yummy and sweet like honey to eat
She can't even speak I got her body so weak
I need a hottie to freak I'll be wreckin it smooth
Have her shakin' her hips like a Mexican groove
I aint sayin' I'm the best I got nothin' to prove
But I pin chicks to mats like a wrestlin' move
And I do this and that and a blazay blah
Hit em one at a time or have menage trois
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
With prophylactic tactics, never tapped it raw

[Chorus]
Let's get it on
We can't go wrong
If I bring you home and fuck you all night long
Now I love pussy and you love dick
So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick

Let's get it on
We can't go wrong
If I bring you home and fuck you all night long
Now I love pussy and you love dick
So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick


uh hmmm......Thats dedicated to all you fellas out there
who see a female you like she's blazin and all that
and you wanna kick game to her skippin the bullshit completely...
you wanna handle business... this is what you do...
You memorize the lyrics to my song and you go up
and you talk to this girl and be like "ay yeah I'm a rapper
(MC such and such) yo check out this verse I got"...
And you spit her this verse...
And I dont care if that girl is refined and respectable
and all into that woman shit she's gonna feel it
and she's gonna think about you sayin that shit
and she's gonna be like "Damn he's on some other shit"...
And all those thoughts are gonna accumulate in her head...
And I'm telling you what, you're gonna get that ass son
I promise you...