Text: Arab Strap. Packs of Three.

It was the biggest ever cock you?d ever seen
But you?ve no idea where that cock has been
You said you were careful you never were with me
I heard you did it four times and Jonnies
Come in packs of three

She was the best shag I?d ever had
That doesn?t mean I?m saying, bed wise, you were bad
I think you were working, we got a hotel
We didn?t have anything but I thought I might as well

I never told the rest
I was drunk and I told you
I was thinking about a test
You know I just said it for effect
Then you laughed and said I?d fuck
Anything in a skirt once I?m erect

And she?s a famous harlot in this town
I know enough to, but still I couldn?t turn her down
He said I?m an asshole, what was I thinking?
It?s far too easy to blame it on the drinking