Text: Barbra Streisand. Ding - Dong! The Witch is Dead.

Once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of Oz
And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder witch that never, ever was
She filled the folks in munch kin land with terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas, a house fell on her head

And the coroner pronounced her, dead

And through the town the joyous news went running
The joyous news that the wicked old witch was finally done in

Ding Dong, the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead
Happy day

Wake up you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of that bed
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead

She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below
Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out
Sing the news out

Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead

Why everyone's glad, she took such a crownin'?
Bein' hit by a house is even worse than drownin'

Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead