Text: Barenaked Ladies. Stunt. Alcohol.

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feelin' like yourself
O alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
(Just wanna talk)

Forget the Cafe Latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G 'n' T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
When someone else is pickin' up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O alcohol
Would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

I thought that alcohol
Whao [Inaudible]
Was just for those with nothing else to do
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I thought that drinkin' just to get drunk
[Whao Inaudible]
Was a waste of precious booze
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But now I know that there's a time
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And there's a place where I can choose
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To walk the fine line between
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Self control and self abuse
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Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor?
Tryin' on your camisole?

O alcohol
Would you please forgive me?
For a while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?