Text: Barenaked Ladies. Stunt. Never Is Enough.

What am I to wake up suddenly and then
Enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
And I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard I could mow you black yard


I can go to Europe travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
To get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack, sew a flag on the back


Think never is enough yea never is enough
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough yea never is enough
You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through forest inch by inch
Doubled over on my hands and knees

Never spent a single day in retail
Telling people what they wanna hear
Telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court with the old and the bored

I think never is enough yea never is enough
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough yea never is enough

You never have to do that stuff

The world's your oyster shell
So what's that funny smell?
You eat the bivalve anyway
You're sick with salmonella

You get your P H D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month

I think never is enough yea never is enough
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough yea never is enough
You never have to do that stuff

I think never is enough yea never is enough
Never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough yea never is enough
You never have to do that stuff

I think never is enough yea never is enough
Never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough yea never is enough
You never have to do that stuff