Text: Biz Markie. I Need A Haircut. Let Go My Eggo.

Ahhh-yew-whayaeuwwww
Now it-it-it-it-it-it sound funky
Yo doc, i'ma count it on three
One, two, three

Well I'm not a qualuudes or a halucinogen
I'm just comin up with rhymes that I invent
Out of my head, or like on the spot
And uhh, whether you know it or whether you not
? ? we did the mudfoot in your town
I-i'm super-educated, ready to get down
Just check out what the heck I got to say
It's not the same ol', rhythm and rap cliche
Markie the king of a rec, I rock and put you in check
Hypnotizin recognizin plus I get respect
And if you think you can, mess with the magical man
I rock the mic do what I like and plus I got a plan
So don't be missin don't be listenin to the format
Determined like a german like a head is to a hat
That's why I qualify, as the better mc
I never treat people like they were fleas
But if you think that I got a big head though
Ehhhh ahahhhhhh! let go my emehamahmmm eggo

{cool v cuts "i'm the bizmarkie, yo known for beatbox and the rap and.."}
Let go my mmm ah mmm uh uh eggo!
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Let go my mm mm mm mm eggo!
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Now bust this out

Well well well well you know it's me
The mudfoot, yeah the diabolical b
I-z-abba-zee-mm-a-rrrah, I'm a superstarrah
Always rap on mines, so I don't have to bother
I just come up out with somethin g like
Other mc's thinkin, I'm on the mic
Super, duper, mc party pooper
A tick-tock to the roc the mic and I recoup-ah
Rate and I am great, my dj is a-ight
If he say rock it to the rhythm, well rhymes I be writin
Bmv studios, didn't you know
My d-o-c is down and jidoe

I sing, on record, I get respected never neglected
Well protected edu-i-do you know that i'm
The, oh-riginal b, i-z-m-a-r, k-i with e
And if you think it's me, no, I think it's the
C-double-o-l v, and my man d-o-c
I get with big e, I zugga zagga zee
I'm backwards other mc know what this mean
Hellafied king, I do my own thing
Make the microphone sing, and you know that I bring
And everytime I rock, I don't got a big head though
Forget that! let go my mm-ah-ehrmm-mmah eggo!

{cool v cuts "i'm the bizmarkie, yo known for beatbox and the rap and.."}
Let go my mmm ah mmm uhh eggo!
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Let go my mm uh mm uh eggo..
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Let go my mah-uhh umm-uhh eggo!
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Now a lot of like people wanna know about me
The original diabolical energetical
B-i-z-mmmahhhzayy-rrrah superstarrah of rap
And it don't matter to me, I'll make your hands clap
Best in zing, the man appointed rap king
Down to wreck your body, I make the 'phone sing
That's why I say zzznoahh, mc shower
Hey, in junior high school I say shenandoah
And, bedknocks and broomsticks
With my dj cool v, that is on the mix
I do it out of my head-n, from hear to homestead'n
Or even belleport cause it is my sport

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{cool v cuts "i'm the biz" over and over}
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