Text: Buck-O-Nine. I'm The Man.

Pretty soon now
You know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds and the bees in the trees
It's a sure-fire smash

I'll speak to the masses through the media
And if you got anything to say to me
You can say it with cash

'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money
'Cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing, can't you see me smile

I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Kung Fu, that was one of my good ones
And what's a few broken bones
When we all know it's good clean fun

Skateboards, I've almost made them respectable
You see I can't always get through to you
So I go for your son

I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Did ya look a look a look it all the blood
So give me all your money
'Cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing, can't you see me smile

I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
Because the line on the graph's getting low
And we can't have that

And you think you're immune
But I can sell you anything
Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat

'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
Why don't you give me all your money
'Cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing, can't you see me smile

I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Well, I'm the man, man, man, man, man, man, man
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man
I'm the man, man, man, man, man, man, man
Man, man, man, man, man, man, I'm the man