Text: Caleb Hawley. Who's Your Doggie?.

Little Girl, I admit I get jealous

Why?s the dog gotta sleep here between us

When I get home so late at night

It?s him in your arms so tight

And he gives me a growl as if to say

Don?t you dare take me away

So how?s he supposed to be a man?s best friend

When he?s got me sleeping on the couch again

And when we?re trying to make love

He walks in and ruins the fun

You say he don?t get it, but I think he do

Just watch his tail wag when he?s looking at you

Trombone/scat solo

Turn your back, and he?s stealing off of your plate

When I do that you call me fat and tell me I best be losing weight

When he smells, you call it cute

He makes a mess and it?s I love you

Listen girl, I wanna be your doggie too.