Text: Kenny Chesney. Ten With A Two.

Verse 1
Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain?t been that drunk in awhile
Along about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just too cool
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Chorous
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I?ve got 20/20 vision when I ain?t drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain?t never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Verse 2
Well I made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool
And just look at the shape I?m in
I done spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I can take her home
When she said yes, I thought I?d been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Chorous
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I?ve got 20/20 vision when I ain?t drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain?t never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Now you may laugh
But if you?ve got the cash
I?ll bet you 10 to 1 you have too