Text: Cramps, The. Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs.

I went to the museum and stood on a chair

Some girl drew a crowd at what she didn?t wear

She made everyone look up there

It was a naked girl falling down the stairs



Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs

All the way down, she was up in the air

It was a naked girl falling down the stairs



Yeah it was a naked girl right in my face

High-class culture all over the place

My watch stopped tickin?; shoes came unlaced

When she came down a staircase



Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs

All the way down, she was up in the air

It was a naked girl falling down the stairs



It looked like a mistake at a steeplechase

A busted flywheel at stock car race

I fell in love at a terrible pace

When someone gave her a shove down a staircase



Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs

All the way down, she was up in the air

It was a naked girl falling down the stairs



Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs

All the way down, she was up in the air

It was a naked girl falling down the stairs



Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs

Naked girl falling down the stairs