Text: Dayglo Abortions. Feed Us A Fetus. Stupid Songs.

When I sing songs I sing about what I know
But I don't know too much so I don't sing about nothing
I get my words from reading TV Guide
I steal all my solos from the Rolling Stones

I like stupid songs

I get my insight from watching Spiderman
I learned a lot from Peter Parker about dealing with the world
I pull my wire to the 20 Minute Workout
I sure wish the guys in the band looked like that

I like stupid songs