Text: Dayglo Abortions. Holy Shiite. Is This How A Punk Song Goes?.

Is this how a punk song goes?
I'm asking you. Like you should know?
Cuz I don't wanna blow another 20 years playing guitar
When I should have been modeling running shoes!
Instead of bitching about big brother
I could have been selling you a brand new pair of Nikes
But I think I must have missed something cause I don't know
What running shoes have to do with punk rock anyway

Is this how a punk song goes?
I'm asking you cuz I'm dying to know

I guess it's no big deal I've been doing it this way
For forty days and forty nights!
And rock and roll is a lot like sex
It's still a lot of fun even if you're not doing it right
And it's like sex in another way
Even tho I'm not that great at it, I sure get a lot of it
So I guess I'll stop complaining, crack a beer
And light a joint cuz I got a fucking gig tonight

Is this how a punk song goes?
I'm asking you cuz
I'm dying to know