Text: The Dresden Dolls. No, Virginia.... Sorry Bunch.

We're a sorry bunch
The odds of it are such a drag my darling
I could've lost her hand
You should look where you are going
God, I could have lost my life
But I would lose a hundred fights

Just as long as you are on my side
Just as long as you are on my side
Just as long as you are on my side
Just as long as you are on my side

We're a sorry bunch
The odds of it are such above my timing
So you were lost in thought
Well, it won't help now to say you're sorry
'Cause they could've knocked us off
But I would skip a hundred parties

Just as long as you are in my life
Just as long as nobody knew, ah, ah
Just as long as you are in my life
Just as long as nobody knew that we were

Here's to alcohol, here's to all the young
Here's to all of the things that we take
When we want to think like no one's listening

Just as long as you are on my side
Just as long as you are on my side
Just as long as you are on my side
Just as long as you are on my side