Text: Erykah Badu. Baduizm. Afro (freestyle Skit).

Excuses us, ladies and gentlemen, one, two

You need to pick your afro, daddy
Because it's flat on one side
You need to pick your afro, daddy
Because it's flat on one side, what you waitin' on
Well, if you don't pick your afro
You're gonna have one side high

Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang, baby
So I braided my hair, well, yes, you did
You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang, baby
So I braided my hair, yes, I did, corn roll and everything, baby
Well, you changed your mind and said we weren't goin'
But my momma saw you there, yes, she did

Check this out, one time

Well, I been blowin' up your pager, daddy
But you never call me back
Well, I be puttin' in 911, baby
But you never call me back, no, no
See, you don't know how to use that pager, daddy
I'm gonna take that hoe back, yes, I will, you know I'll do it