Text: Fairground Attraction. Comedy Waltz.

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight
A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight
Small minded people at the place where I work
There's small minded people all over the world
So I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight

Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes
Please tell me a joke so that I can laugh till I cry
I've heard the news and it's always the same
Never any laughs, just trouble again
So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes

There's something that I can't quite put my finger on
About a clockwork monkey beating a drum
But anytime I have seen such a thing
There's something inside of me knows what it means

I want to learn how to dance, I want to spin

There's something that I can't quite put my finger on
About a clockwork monkey beating a drum
But anytime I have seen such a thing
There's something inside of me knows what it means

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight
A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight
Yes, I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight