Text: Jimmy Fallon. The Bathroom Wall. Idiot Boyfriend.

Ooh
Ahh

I know what you want, I know what you need
But I?m gonna screw it up, yeah
?Cause I?m an idiot
And I?m your boyfriend, yes I am

I'm gonna take you out
And leave my wallet at home
Then I'll use your cell phone, baby
Long distance and I'm your boyfriend

Baby, I know I'm a man who's made mistakes
I still got some learnin' to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we're best friends too
(Yeah yeah)

I know what you want, I know what you need
But I?m gonna screw it up, yeah
?Cause I?m an idiot
And I?m your boyfriend, yes I am

And I'm gonna get you a gift
But it's something I like too
I hope you like this norelco beard trimmer
With my name on it and I'm your boyfriend

Ba-ba-by
Da da da

I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up
At 4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning
Wake you up
I'm an idiot

Pick up the phone, c'mon
Let's get in my dad?s suv
Go over to my house, my crib, my pad?
I?ll tell my mom to go to sleep

That way we?ll have the living room
All to ourselves, you see
Put on some great DVD?s that I picked up
How 'bout like, something like, 'The Matrix'

I can turn my boom box up
And make the bass smack the side
Of my mom's couch yeah

Hey baby, you like fine cooking?
(Yeah)
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer
With your name on it

Check it out
Yeah
I got a permanent wave
I got a ogle b home perm baby

And I'll honk the horn
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Lemme hear you honk it

Lemme hear ya say
Ah ah, ah ah
Lemme hear ya say
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah

Lemme hear ya say
Uh uh uh , oh yeah