Text: Funkdoobiest. Bow Wow Wow.

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
Punk
I put you in my trunk
Like a good fella, I'm a good speller
Yet I get retarded like hellen keller
Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it
Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers

Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner
Earning up my wealth, now I go for self
Like barney rubble, who's always in trouble
I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble
Like a quaterback, think I outta smack
Wack MC's who think they're all of that

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow

It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso
Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle
Yet I'm not the reaper or sigorny weaver
I'll bust a stunt punk like cold
Then do the Polka, I'm iller then The Joker
I'm not mediocar like almond mocca

I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill
You'll be fucked just like fire marshall bill
'Cause I cause disasters like the dukes of hazard
I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard
Zero, weirdo, the funk suerhero
Yeah, you scare me, just like a scarecrow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow

Eanni meanni, I funk like Hudini
No, I run shit punk, like Mussalini
I'm skinny
Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis
Ralph rocks a beanie

Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson
Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions
Action packed, wanna come back
On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac
I'm in the Congos, I chill like Tonto
When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow
I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A bow wow wow