Text: Gwar. Scumdogs Of The Universe. Cool Place To Park.

Frozen in time
We watched as you grew
Now the ice is gone
Now we travel on

It seems like forever
You know we're looking cool
We can't find cool, cool, cool
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool
Cool place to park

Old Medusa with her gorgon braids
She asked us to her promenade
Driving in our death machine
A thousand years or more around
And around and around and around the block

You know we're looking for
A cool place to park
Cool place to park, cool, cool
Cool, cool, can't find, cool, cool
Can't find cool

Satan's sow is honking
Hera's slowly creeping
Nymphs in my back seat
All dripping on my Naugahyde

Please let me find it
I got to find it
Cool, cool, cool, cool
Cool, cool, cool, cool

Your golden arches
And your shopping malls
Remind us
You must fall down, fall down
Fall right down, fall, fall down
Fall down, fall down, fall

Cool park, cool park
Cool park, cool park
Cool park, cool park