Text: Hotstylz. Yo Mama Gotta Mustache.
Why yo grand-daddy gang bangin'
And yo mama booty be stankin
Why yo brother got them lil' gym shoes on
Yo sister? she nappy headed
You light skinned like michael jackson
But yo mama and them dark like michael blackson
No money back when you did your taxes
Oodles and noodles for lunch and breakfast
T-shirt little
Got a big ketchup stain in the middle
Lil dirt tpain you a stripper
Short hair due with a bang in the front
Pony tail in the back
You smell like baby similac mixed with a dill pickle
And you got a black front tooth
Yo mama got a mustache bigger then mine
And got a size 14 in a timberland boot
[Chorus:]
Yo mama dirty
Yo daddy dirty
Yo sister dirty
Yo brother dirty
Yo dog dirty
Yo turtle dirty
People got jokes and I know you heard me
What's up with that? [x4]
Yo mama got a mustache bigger than yo dads
What's up with that?
Yo mama
Yo daddy
Yo greasy greasy grand-mammy
She got wholes in her draws
6 feet tall
Tall enough to play basketball
She fonky
And you busted
Why you walk around smelling so musty
Looking like ezell off friday
That's a damn shame girl you dusty
Get yo goofy ass out of here
With a face like midget mac
Yo weave off track
And yo butt so flat
Do apple bottoms sagg?
Yo mamas on crack
Rock her hair just like a dust mop
Yo uncle smell like dookie
Plus he live behind a bus stop
[Chorus]
Oh hell naw
Yo buddy cute but you pop
Yo daddy work at the corner store
And yo mama stripper name is stop
Yo mama look like a man
Yo man look like a kid
Yo kid look like a miniature volume of martia billblewit a wig
Yo booty stank and you musty
Plus yo clothes dirty as hell
Yo air force ones all busted
You had them since last year
Yo 10 year old sister pregnant
And yo mama mad cause she caint get with
Yo little brothers idle is michael vick
And yo uncle real name is harriet
(Ooooo)
[Chorus]
And yo mama booty be stankin
Why yo brother got them lil' gym shoes on
Yo sister? she nappy headed
You light skinned like michael jackson
But yo mama and them dark like michael blackson
No money back when you did your taxes
Oodles and noodles for lunch and breakfast
T-shirt little
Got a big ketchup stain in the middle
Lil dirt tpain you a stripper
Short hair due with a bang in the front
Pony tail in the back
You smell like baby similac mixed with a dill pickle
And you got a black front tooth
Yo mama got a mustache bigger then mine
And got a size 14 in a timberland boot
[Chorus:]
Yo mama dirty
Yo daddy dirty
Yo sister dirty
Yo brother dirty
Yo dog dirty
Yo turtle dirty
People got jokes and I know you heard me
What's up with that? [x4]
Yo mama got a mustache bigger than yo dads
What's up with that?
Yo mama
Yo daddy
Yo greasy greasy grand-mammy
She got wholes in her draws
6 feet tall
Tall enough to play basketball
She fonky
And you busted
Why you walk around smelling so musty
Looking like ezell off friday
That's a damn shame girl you dusty
Get yo goofy ass out of here
With a face like midget mac
Yo weave off track
And yo butt so flat
Do apple bottoms sagg?
Yo mamas on crack
Rock her hair just like a dust mop
Yo uncle smell like dookie
Plus he live behind a bus stop
[Chorus]
Oh hell naw
Yo buddy cute but you pop
Yo daddy work at the corner store
And yo mama stripper name is stop
Yo mama look like a man
Yo man look like a kid
Yo kid look like a miniature volume of martia billblewit a wig
Yo booty stank and you musty
Plus yo clothes dirty as hell
Yo air force ones all busted
You had them since last year
Yo 10 year old sister pregnant
And yo mama mad cause she caint get with
Yo little brothers idle is michael vick
And yo uncle real name is harriet
(Ooooo)
[Chorus]