Text: Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band. Hulk Rules.

When he steps into the ring he's ready for a fight
His twenty-four inch pythons are loaded up tonight
Everybody's talking trash, but he knows that talk is cheap
If you mess with the Hulkster he'll rearrange your teeth

Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Oh yeah!

If you ever get in trouble and you need a helping hand
Just call on the Hulkster and he will be your friend
He'll stand up for your freedom, he'll stand up for your rights
United you both will stand, together you will fight

Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Oh yeah!