Text: Joe Jackson. Cha Cha Loco.

You've tied the knot
Don't bite the hand or it won't feed
What she ain't got
Is sure to make sure you don't need
You can't go back, you've booked the band
So take your partner by the hand

Baile
Enjoy the food, so many courses
Baile
Enjoy the dance, they don't shoot horses
Baile
Cha cha loco

You like the dress
It's out of mothballs once a year
The good champagne
Tomorrow night it's back to beer
But now you're here, you'll dance all night
But never get the steps quite right

Baile
Enjoy the food, so many courses
Baile
Enjoy the dance, they don't shoot horses
Baile
Cha cha loco

Cha cha cha loco
Cha cha cha loco
Cha cha cha loco
Cha cha cha loco
Cha cha cha loco
Cha cha cha loco
Cha cha cha loco

Baile
Enjoy the food, so many courses
Baile
Enjoy the dance, they don't shoot horses
Baile
Cha cha loco