Text: Joe. Before I Cheat.

Right now,
Im here slow dancing with a real bad chic and she's getting real frisky...
Right now, im at the bar buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, im standin up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

But I don't know...

That she dug her key into the side of my souped up pretty new little 4 wheel drive,
Carved her name into my leather seats...
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat.

Right now, she's standing up singing some ghetto version of Maria karaoke..
Right now, she's telling me that she's drunk,
and Im thinking that Im about to get lucky,
Right now, Im in here dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne

And I don't know...

That she dug her key into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved her name into my leather seats...

She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that I cheat...

Oh, you know she might cheat on me!

Dug her key into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved her name into my leather seats...
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat

Ohh.. Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat...

Ohh Baby... Ohh... before I... before I cheat...