Text: Toby Keith. Big Dog Daddy. High Maintenance Woman.

I see her layin' by the poolside every day
She ain't got a lot on, she ain't got a lot to say
She wouldn't look my way but buddy, what do you expect?
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limousine
I know where she's goin', she's goin' downtown
I'm goin' downtown too, and take a look around

She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen
She's my movie star, best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet but I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man

I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer need a repair
You know the handyman's waitin' and he'll be right there

Twenty-four hours, seven days a week
If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools and I can satisfy

She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen
She's my movie star, best I ever seen
I ain?t asked her out yet ?cause I don?t know if I can
You see, a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man, man

She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen
She's my movie star, best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet but I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man
Ain't no high maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man, no