Text: Lady Sovereign. Jigsaw. Student Union.

Yeah
Sipping snake bite and black kick
Didn't taste nice, in fact it was flat
Sitting at this halfback harly rat student union bash
You asked me to dance, I said no so I sat on my arse,
Watching all these arty farty hooligans charge at the bar
How bizarre?
Went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar
Saw these chicks doing this flex, wearing tee's but not wearings bras

La la la la
It was all la la la la la,
At the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?

Yeah, sipping on cheap drinks and geeks galore,
Somewhere I ain't been before
I never went to uni and I never was a student
I'm a high school drop out, a popular loner,
Making papers not exams,
Yeah, I brush my shoulders man
Roll up smoking get up joker, flagging down the enemies,
Sipping on your vodka
Oh my gosh I think I might have clocked ya,
If that's how ya go about becoming a doctor

La la la la
It was all la la la la la,
At the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?

At the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?

ARRGGHHH!
Oh my god,
They're looking at me,
Shit, no, I don't go to uni, na,
I'm just here, my friend brought me here
Yeah, erm,
Shouldn't you lot be like studying or something?
Like, I don't know about uni or things like that but,
Yeah, errr, alright, I'm going
HAAARGH!

La la la la
It was all la la la la la,
La la la la
It was all la la la la la, at the student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache? student union bar,
I was dragged to the student union bar,
It was crap at the student union bar,
I was at the student union bar,
What a headache?