Text: Manzini. Other. The Balloon Song.

Ladies and Gentlemen
Welcome to the Manzini Show
We're about to have some fun
Now kids, don't try this at home

I don't wanna be broke but
Bill Gates got a whole lot of dough what
I dont know him So it dont even matter
But maybe i could pass for his long lost brother

Nah, so what can I do
I Got a ski mask, got a black track suit
Got a water gun, paint that black tooth
Then I need the loot, Im robbing the bank for you

I am not full of hot air
This is just the way I am (uh huh)
But girl you blew me up back then
You're getting to my head (his head)

If I had all the money in the world
I would like to spend it (on who), on you
If I had on the money in the world
Spend it on you girl (uh huh, uh huh)

I have balloons (balloons), Balloons (balloons)
Throw a big party for you
I have balloons (balloons), balloons (balloons)
And They'll be all here for you (come on now)

Now back to the storya
Hit the bank in this mass hysteria
I said everybody don't make a sound
But when I looked around they were already on the ground

What in the hell is really going on now
I saw a guy in the vault taking money out
He said excuse me now what are you doing
with my Water gun pointed i said i aint scared to use this

He said sorry guy you're a little too late
This is my store, you gotta find a new bank
Plus I'm not doing this all for me
Im in love with a girl, gotta picture wanna see?

I'm not full of hot air
Cant believe she was a scam
This girl she flew me up
Gave me the same picture I have (damn thats the same girl)

If I had all the money in the world
I would like to spend it (on who), on you
If I had on the money in the world
Spend it on you girl (manzini)

I have balloons (balloons), Balloons (balloons)
Throw a big party for you
I have balloons (balloons), balloons (balloons)
And They'll be all here for you (come on now)

Break it down now

I would rob a bank, Oprah Winfrey too (yeah Oprah, he comin for you)
If I knew i could get closer to you (yeah baby)
I have you to thank, hope this letter gets to you (cause he don't have no more stamps)
Cause now I'm singing from the jailhouse of blues

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If I had all the money in the world
I would like to spend it (on who), on you (uh huh)
If I had on the money in the world
Spend it on you girl (come on manzini)

I have balloons (balloons), Balloons (balloons)
Throw a big party for you (uh huh)
I have balloons (balloons), balloons (balloons)
And They'll be all here for you

Thats right, thank you for coming out to the Manzini show
We hope you had a great time
Damn theres a lot of balloons around here
*pop and crying* Oh I'm so sorry
Children, please exit out very slowly and cautiously out the doors
And please don't step on any balloons

(Thanks to Heather for these lyrics)