Text: Mindless Self Indulgence. Tight. Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim.

hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know, if you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind... senseless... mindless... - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water but i don't like it... the priest don't like it sail away - oh - away - oh you live me life free like a birdie but me can't seem to help it cause me like to sing me likes what me do and me can't seem to help it i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um... Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss Mr. Harry, he drives the van sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing me think me turn 22 today but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish he took them fish now me crying - me crying the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came hide me sandwich in me drawer the... hit my head against the door drag me pee-pee on the floor me likes to go down to the park this is some kind of dream time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me and take them nuts from them squirrels and... you know what? it's so dark me cannot see No, I don't want to do the special olympics one Mr. Harry said that will teach me my friend's the seat on my toilet it's the closet for me - the closet for me oh, mister, don't you pee on me and he always seem to shout at me when I'm sitting it's a totally different story then he doesn't seem to play me mind he's not afraid of my fat behind and on the unfortunate occasion when I miss the bowl and pee on him lets me off with a smile and a warning don't do it again...