Text: Moaning Myrtles (The). Toilet Humor. And Then I Died.

One rainy day at Hogwarts school
I got new glasses and I thought they were cool
Olive Hornby passed by
I said, ?Don?t I look fly??
She said, ?No, ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool.?

I went to the bathroom on the second floor
What was Olive thinking, now this is war
So I started to bawl
And ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking just outside of the door

Chorus
Get out of my bathroom, you?re really creepy
You?re not a girl and you don?t belong here
I don?t understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died.

I don?t know what happened during that attack
My body seized up, everything went black
Then I floated away
And you know what they say
My life still sucked so then I came back

That evil witch wouldn?t get away
I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day
Till the Ministry called
Oh, and they were appalled
I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today.

Chorus

Been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell
It?s not so bad if you ignore the smell
I was sorry to go
But there?s one thing I know
Olive Hornby is burning in hell

Get out of my bathroom, you?re really creepy
You?re not a girl and you don?t belong here
I don?t understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes
And now I?m Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet
Olive Hornby got what was coming to her
As you know, nothing?s been the same ever since
The day I?