Text: Moe.. Dr. Graffenberg.

Well I was just now doing funnels at good ol' TKE?s
When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me
So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for name
And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain

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Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love
With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove
And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex
I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad checks

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Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease
But once you got her going she would always aim to please
With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of hash
Her hips would start a smokin? like a pipe of burning ash

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Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)