Text: Nik Kershaw. Wide Boy.

He made a record
it made him famous
yes
it made him a star.
The life and soul of the party
he rocks
he shocks

You never know where you are with him.

He got no sense but he got money

He got no sense but he got overnight success

Exceed excess
exceed excess.
He no big deal
he's just a wide boy

He no big deal
he's just an ordinary guy


Oh me
oh my
oh me
oh my.

He made a movie
he played the driver of a big yellow car.
He is super fab and groovy
he struts and he crows

You never know where you are with him.
He got no sense but he got money
. . .

And with your symmetry teeth and your california tan
I'm here to tell you that you ain't no superman

you're just a wide boy.