Text: NOFX. Heavy Petting Zoo. The Black And White.

Mr. McCarthy killed the light
He didn't wake his lovely wife
He left the key inside the door

Woke on the wrong side of the bed
She can't remember what he said
But she sure knew what he had done

Little choices in a, a little town
Maybe a, little man is right to be afraid
Biblical moralization, identity frustration
Confused man cannot know his heart

So he may be fuckin' her
But he's thinkin' about him

Catherine McKinnon does exist
She likes to call herself a feminist
A crusader who fights the patriarch

But what she really hates is sex
Erotic images oppress
And debase women as a whole

Simple solutions created by
Black and white thinking
Too bad the world not work that way

Catherine should get busy porkin'
That dolt Andrea Dworkin
I think they need a good hard fuck

'Cause she may be off her back
Now she needs to get off ours

The little man sits all alone
His sexuality's been cut in stone
He doesn't love her, she don't really care
Two victims of the black and white

The black and white