Text: Steve Poltz. Earwigs in My Ear.

There's earwigs in my ear
And the praying mantis' are all praying
And the cats are getting catscanned today
And the cows all have cowlicks
And we're looking for a new saviour
To take us to the new promised land
Come along
Come along virgin queen

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Together we'll sail far away
But, for right now, we'll just take the chicken's kids
For an e-ride to heaven