Text: Pursuit Of Happiness. I'm An Adult Now.

Well, I don't hate my parents
I don't get drunk just to spite them
I've got my own reasons to drink now
I think I'll call my dad up and invite him

I can sleep in till noon anytime I want
Though there's not many days that I do
Gotta get up and take on that world
When you're an adult, it's no cliche, it's the truth

'Cause I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now

I can't even look at young girls anymore
People will think I'm some kind of pervert
Adult sex is either boring or dirty
Young people, they can get away with murder

I don't write songs about girls anymore
I have to write songs about women
No more boy meets girl, boy loses girl
More like, man tries to understand what the hell went wrong

'Cause I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my [Incomprehensible]
I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now
Yeah I'm an adult now

I can't take any more illicit drugs
I can't afford any artificial joy
I'd sure look like a fool dead in a ditch somewhere
With a mind full of chemicals
Like some cheese eating high school boy

'Cause I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now

Sometimes my head hurts
And sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess that it won't be long

For I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of people
Whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up

Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music
I mean I like to play it but I sure don't like the racket
Noise, but I can't hear anything
Just guitars screaming, screaming, screaming
Some guy is screaming in a leather jacket,

Woah, I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now

Yeah I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my [Incomprehensible]
I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now
Ah I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now