Text: Screeching Weasel. Cool Kids.

on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go
to sit around
and talk bad, about the other kids
yeah it's a real cool club
and you're not part of it
There's millie, pickles and
pattycakes too
and cubby's making mean jokes about you
ha ha, ya little twit
yeah it's a real cool club
and you're not part of it
They're a real cool bunch
of die fledermausketeers
and they'll laugh at the toughskin
your mom got you from sears
you dork they'll never let you in
cause it's a real cool club

and you're not part of it
You're fat and ugly and
an imbecile too
and that's why they draw
funny pictures of you
and talk bad
about all the kids
cause it's a real cool club
and you're not a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club
and you'll never be a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club
and you're not part of it
yeah it's a real cool club
and you'll never be a part of it