Text: Sesame Street. Sing After Me (Oscar's Version).

(spoken) Hit it, Dave. (piano starts)
Sing what I sing, sing after me
Be my echo if you can be
Sing yuck, yuck, yuck
(music stops as Telly interrupts)
(spoken) Telly: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait ... yuck, yuck, yuck?!

Oscar: Telly ... I'm the leader now and you have to sing after me. Now, come on everybody here! (chuckles)
(sung)
Sing yuck, yuck, yuck
(the kids and Telly sing, less than enthused: yuck, yuck, yuck)
Blech, blech, blech (blech, blech, blech)

(spoken) Awwww ... hey, come on! You can do better than *that* ...

(sung) Sing blech, blech, blech
(with a little more heart: blech, blech, blech)
Feh, feh, feh (feh, feh, feh)
Yech, yech, yech (yech, yech, yech)
Squooshy, wooshy worm food (squooshy, wooshy worm food)
Rotten as can be (rotten as can be)
A pair of soggy socks (a pair of soggy socks)

Smelly fish stuffed in a box (smelly fish stuffed in a box)

(spoken) Here comes a hard one ...

(sung) A chocolate ice-cream sundae with spinach and sardines on top of Nova Scotia lox!

Telly and the kids: Ewwwwww!

Telly: That's disgusting, AND it's impossible to say!

(sung) Be my echo (be my echo)
Sing what I sing (sing what I sing)
Follow the leader and sing after me (sing after me)
Sing yucky! (yucky!)
Mucky! (mucky!)
Fooooood! (fooooood!)