Text: Soundtrack Artists. We Put The Spring In Springfield.

[Homer]
You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere
[Belle]
We're the sauce on your steak
The cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
[Dancer 1]   We're the lace on the nightgown
[Dancer 2]   The point after touchdown
[Belle & Dancers]   Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
[Belle]
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
[Rev Lovejoy]   Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
[Dancer 1]   Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
[Dancer 2]   They seem to entertain your dad
[Belle & Dancers]
The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine

Yes, we keep the in Springfield
[Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner]   We remember our first visit
[Mayor Quimby]   The service was exquisite!
[Mrs Quimby]   Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
[Mayor Quimby]   Come on now, you were working here!
[Grampa & Jasper]
Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since the March of 1961!
[Bart]   To shut it down now would be twisted
[Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney]   We just heard this place existed
[Dancers]   We're the highlights in your hairdo
[Apu]   The extra arms on Vishnu!
[Dancers]   So, don't take the
[Men]   We won't take the
[All]   Yes, let's keep the in Springfield!