Text: South Park. Chef Aid. Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy.

(excluding the conversation between Sid Greenfield and Matt & Trey)

You got me horny in the morning and you know-oh-oh
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the poh-oh-ost
But the post it takes so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight
I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bir-ir-ird
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land, that looked like you
The search is taking too long, this feeling's much to strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you


I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight
I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight

I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny horny horny

The post it takes so long, So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight
I'm horny, horny horny horny
So horny, I'm horny horny horny tonight