Text: South Park. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.

Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..
[ike sings mini song to the tune]

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
Cartman: Sure!

Cartman: Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But i'm not gonna play with it
'Cos dreidel's fucking gay.

Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!
C: Jews, play stupid games..
Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| With Dreidel I shall play.

Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..
Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day..
Stan: Let me try..

Stan: I'll try to make it spin..
It fell, i'll try again.

|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

Sheila: Hello Boys!
Kyle: Hi mom!
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You bots are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.
Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..
Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
You'll know, our people always win!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

Kyle: Oh, hi dad!
Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?
Kyle: Sure..
K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..
Everybody!

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win! (Keep spinning!)
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
You're so hot, on that show..
Courtney Cox, I.. uh?
Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
Gerald: Oh, sorry..
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, jews, jews, jews, jews are lame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always - our people always win the game!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!