Text: Spunge. [spunge]. Home Video.

Thought it would be cool if we made our own video.
So we got drunk, we got naked and we said we'd give it a go.
I'm the director so I got myself a staring role.
Set the light, set the scene and hit record on the remote control.

I know we all make mistakes,
But not all of yours are caught on tape,
But I guess that's a risk you take when you make,
Your very own video.

Everything looked fine when we both viewed the playback.
Don't mix up the tapes, might give someone a heart attack.
Pause it, forward it, rewind it to your favourite scene.
Children might be listening so I guess I'd better keep it clean.

I know we all make mistakes,
But not all of yours are caught on tape,
But I guess that's a risk you take when you make,
Your very own video.

If you make a video there's a lesson to be learnt.
Careful if it don't work out 'cause you might well get burnt.
Maybe it'll find itself sitting on a porno shelf?
And maybe you'll get lucky and like Pam and Tommy live off the wealth?

I know we all make mistakes,
But I wish I had never made the tape.
At least yours in any case, in any case.

I know we all make mistakes,
But not all of yours are caught on tape,
But I guess that's a risk you take when you make,
Your very own video.

Thought it would be cool if we made our own video.
So we got drunk, we got naked and we said we'd give it a go.

I know we all make mistakes,
But I wish I had never made the tape.
At least yours in any case, in any case.

I know we all make mistakes,
But not all of yours are caught on tape,
But I guess that's a risk you take when you make,
Your very own video.