Text: Sweeney Todd. Jack The Leach.

Outside my shop hangs a Barbers pole
its painted red and white, depicts my role
as barber surgeon its within my reach
to offer panacea to give a little leach

He'll suck your socks off through your toes
suck your brains out through your nose
how you get him off ya God only knows
how you get him off ya I don't know

He's my friend Jack the Leach
My friend Jack the Leach
My friend Jack the Leach
Your friend Jack the Leach, Jack the Leach,
Jack, Jackie, Jack, Jackie

A cure for the fever for the common cold
a little bleeding will relieve their hold
He has a great hunger a great appetite
just keeps on feeding, holds on very tight

He's my friend Jack the Leach
My friend Jack the Leach
My friend Jack the Leach
Your friend Jack the Leach, Jack the Leach,
Jack, Jackie, Jack, Jackie

Why don't you buy one, why don't you take one home
He makes the perfect pet and he won't Rohm
why don't you take one to put you in the mood
put your hand in this jar
and you'll find that your the original fast food

He's my friend Jack, Jack the Leach
Jack the Leach
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jackie

A cure for the fever for the common cold
a little bleeding will relieve their hold
He's a little bleeder he's my friend Jack
He's a useful healer and a tasty, tasty, a tasty little, tasty little snack

© r j young. t r young

(Thanks to bob for these lyrics)