Text: Beatles, The. I Am The Walrus.

I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together.

See how they run

Like pigs from a gun

See how they fly. I?m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody

Tuesday man you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -

Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G?JOOB.

Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,

See how they fly

Like Lucy in the sky

See how they run. I?m crying - I?m crying I?m crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog?s eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic

Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,

You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G?JOOB.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,

If the sun don?t come, you get a tan from

Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus. G?JOOB, G?GOO, G?JOOB.

Expert texpert choking smokers

Don?t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!

See how they smile,

Like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied. I?m crying.

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna

Man you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB

GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.