Text: The Simpsons. Cut Every Corner.

Shary Bobbins: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!
Bart: It's the American way!
Shary Bobbins: The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Shary Bobbins: And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
Apu: For meat
Shary Bobbins: And milk
Apu: And milk!
Shary Bobbins & Apu:
From nineteen-eighty-four!
Shary Bobbins: If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons: It's the American way!