Text: Umbrellas. Crooked.

Last night I had this dream that I took you out of power. All your plans had fallen through. You had ambition, and I took that too. I dethroned you. I'm now the king of this castle, and you will atone for your sins. You're always up or down- But you're never around. Well, friends like you- I think I'm better off without. Everyone is talking, but they all sound the same. All these singers singing- They play the same games. You're as crookid as the California coast line. So I'm sendind you a tornado to get back east. You're always up or down- But you're never around. Well, friends like you- I think I'm better off without. So hold on tight- Dnjoy the ride. And maybe your fear will subside. You're a real piece of work. I guess I'll be seeing you around

(Thanks to adam for these lyrics)