Text: The Vandals. Christmas Time For My Penis.

I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis.