Text: Weird Al Yankovic. Other. Because I Got High.

[Verse 1:]
I was supposed to address party members
But I got high
I was preparing prime ministers question time
When I was high
I picked curiously on GN tv and here is why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high

[Verse 2:]
I was going to win the election
But I got high
I was going to unite the party
But I was high
I never had my chance to save the pound and here is why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

[Verse 3:]
I was going to have some tea
But I got high
I was going to bake norma a scone
But I got high
I'm sitting quietly with a somewhat glazed expression and the reason is such
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

[Verse 4:]
I was going to stop interfering
But I got high
I was going to retire gracefully
But I got high
I was going to go on for another term but now I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

[Verse 5:]
I was going to be tough on crime
But I got high
I was going to improve the NHS
But I was high
I'm starting to find ann whitican rather attractive and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high