Text: Weird Al Yankovic. Polka Party!.

You could have a big dipper
Going up and down around the bends
You could have a bumper car bumping
This amusement never ends
I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony, yeah, yeah yeah

There's a girl that's been on my mind
All the time
[Su-su-sudio] whoah
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
[Su-su-sudio] whoah

My girl wants to party all the time party all the time party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
She parties all the time

Say you, say me
Say it for always, that's the way it should be
Say you, say me
Say it together naturally

We're riding on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
We're going riding on the freeway of love
In a big Cadillac

That's why you need ooh
That's why this you need I'll give you what you need

Yah, yah, yah do the Harlem polka (everybody now!)
Yah, yah, yah do the Harlem polka

She's got it yeah baby she's got it
Well I'm your Venus, I'm your fire what's your desire?

Nasty! Nasty boys don't mean a thing
Oh you nasty boys
Nasty! Nasty boys don't ever change
Oh you nasty boys

(I like this part)

Ooh, rock me Amadeus
Ooh, rock me Amadeus
Ooh, rock me Amadeus ooh

Shout shout let it all out
These are the things I can do without come on
I'm talking to you come on

Please papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep
But I've made up my mind I'm keeping my baby
Oh I'm gonna keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
HEY!