Text: Robbie Williams. Live Summer 2003. Kids.

Me no bubbletious
Me smoke heavy tar
Me be grooving slowly where you are
Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
I've been dropping beats since back in black

And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
I don't mind doin' it for the kids
So come on

Jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doing it all right
Jump on board, feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright

You've got a reputation
Well, I guess that can be explored
You're dancing with the chairman of the board
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
The purpose of a woman is to love her man

And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
I don't mind doing it for the kids
So come on

Jump on board, take a ride, yeah
Doing it all right
Jump on board, feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright

I'm gonna give it all of my lovin'
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my lovin'
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my lovin'
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my lovin'
It's gonna take up all of my love

Come down from the ceilin'
I didn't mean to get so high
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
You can't just step up and leave me
I'm a singer in a band
Well, I like drummers baby
You're not my bag

Jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doing it all right
Jump on board feel the high, yeah

Jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doing it all night
Jump on board, feel the high, yeah
'Cause he gets it alright

I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born seventy four
There's only one of me
Single handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance, the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy

I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connelly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me

I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh uhh

I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh uhh
I like to drink it out, drink it out, drink it out
Like a beat ya

To the floor, to the beat I got
To the floor, to the beat I got
To the floor, to the beat I got

Starting out
To the beat, to the beat I got
To the beat, to the beat I got
To the beat, to the beat I got
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