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Weird Al Yankovic Running With Scissors

? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chat room yakkers 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with

who I wanna take me home I know who I wanna take me home I know who I wanna take me home Take us home. ["Way Moby Polka" by Al Yankovic] 'Cause

synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say, "Vay iz mir" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer And maybe bagels with

some Gunguns died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with

drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make buck Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon While I'm drivin' a truck with

him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw

feet in years I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese

Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister [Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one? [Guy Guest :] All of them [Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with

He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer